Friday, April 29, 2005

Interviews for Real Life Soap


Participant interviews are underway at Real Life Soap. RWN caught up with Real Life Soap Director of Human Resources, Mark Selsiak.

RWN: "How are you dealing with the large volume of applicants?"

Selsiak: "Only those who actually come to the Real Life Soap Wiki will get an interview and we have a pre-screen questionnaire."

RWN: "Can you tell us what the Real Life Soap producers are looking for in participants this season?"

Selsiak: "We want adventurers who are ready to push reality entertainment to new heights. Our unique immersive wiki environment calls for creativity and participants who can think outside of the box."

RWN: "I've heard that there are some kinds of participants you are seeking to avoid."

Selsiak: "True. Real Life Soap is not conventional reality entertainment. We want participants who are bored with what has aready been done at other online reality websites. Anyone looking for just "more of the same" should not bother interviewing for Real Life Soap.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Quark's is open

In honor of that graceful race, the Ferengi, Man Bin has opened Quark's. RWN suggests that science fiction buffs come on in for a visit. Rumor has it that alien entities do frequent this quaint dive.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Team Competition


Competition has begun between two teams at Real Life Soap. Last week, Teem Tague burst upon the Reality Wiki world with the release of its ground-breaking video, Reality Wiki. Team Ivory took up the challenge and has produced it own video. The title of this new release is Reality Assignment. The full feature will have its premier showing on Friday April 22, 2005.

A short video introduction to Reality Assignment was already released. It shows main character Vira MacTerren in some sort of cryogenic chamber and then entering the Real Life Soap House as a ghostly virtual reality figure. The full video is now widely anticipated, as fans hope to have their questions answered. Does MacTerran die? An alternative theory is that she is using virtual reality equipment to enter into the fun and games at Real Life Soap Wiki.

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Realiti Wiki by Tanner

Tanner takes us to Hell and back in this lush virtual reality opus. Featuring the hip music of TZU, Realiti Wiki hit screens this week to rave reviews. Riots were reported in is some wikicities because of the scene in Realiti Wiki where it is suggested that God might start a war just to have some fun.

This stylish flick is the first major release for the Tague Teem production company. Future projects are now eagerly awaited by the fans of Realiti Wiki. After the premier showing of Realiti Wiki, Tanner was mobbed by the audience, who stayed around for a three hour cell phone photography session with the fans.

RWN was able to get a few words with Tanner.

Q. "Is it true that you wrote most of Realiti Wiki?"

A. "It was a collaborative effort. My role was mostly in organizing the efforts of the entire creative staff."

Q. "Is it true that you will be the next Participant of the Week for Real Life Soap?

A. "Yes! The producers just released that news today. Of course, the publicity from Realiti Wiki can only boost the ratings of Real Life Soap."

Tanner was seen departing the premier showing of Realiti Wiki with Matthew McConaughey.